YOU KIDS THESE DAYS AND YER FANCY “SPRINTING” AND “MOTION CONTROLS”
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE WE COULDN’T MAKE LINK RUN FASTER
NO, WE HAD TO ROLL ACROSS HYRULE FIELD TO MAKE IT TO KAKARIKO BY NIGHTFALL
BAREFOOT, IN THE SNOW, TAPPING THE A BUTTON REPEATEDLY FOR 10 MILES
AND WE WERE GRATEFUL
white people want to say shit like “all stereotypes have some truth to them” up until the point you say that white people are racist, then suddenly they’re experts on the civil rights movement and “this isn’t what Martin Luther King Jr fought for”
my favourite thing about arrested development is that they literally had a character’s left hand bitten off by a seal for the sake of wordplay
War. War never changes. Call of Duty illustrates this by releasing the same game every year.
- Father of two walks on the moon
- FATHER OF TWO DEFEATS FATHER OF ONE
- Father of two kills Kennedy
- Father of three writes Hamlet
- Some guy who doesn’t even have any kids crucified or something.
Telegraph, the only time a headline should start with “Mother of three” is if those three are flying on their gigantic wings to melt The Wall and destroy Westeros.
God bless this tweet
I’m looking for pictures of my Gamora cosplay and my sister’s Mystique at Dragon Con. If you took one please send me a link of where to see it.
YET MORE DragonCon shenanigans.
Yooo that gamora is me!
And long may he reign