Take those headphones off right now!
i’m playing catherine over again and i
getting spoken to as if i’m straight by straight people who assume everyone is straight, subsequently feeling like the world’s most useless and irritated secret agent
Stabbed in the face cheek???
Shot through the heart!
mines directly on my hip and I have no idea how I could have possibly died
… so… my left thigh?
I guess it would mean I was shot there or something and it got infected?
I don’t believe in this whatnot though.
Holy shit I have a birth mark on my left thigh, too. I’d hate to be mutilated on my thigh, tho….
My elder sister has one in the same spot as mine of the opposite leg and it’s shaped like Mickey Mouse’s head.
my throat.. and my hip? O:
I got stabbed in my hip. How does that kill you exactly?
Assuming this were true and it was the fatal wound that killed you in a past life; its reasonable to also assume that a hip shot may have caused internal bleeding that caused you to bleed to death, or an infection such as septicemia if your intestines were pierced, or your kidneys were pierced, or it was a combination of that with a broken hip or a severed spine.
idk, just brain storming.
Well goddamn, einstein
i got stabbed in the crotch oh god
I must ave been a junkie, cuz mines in between my big toe and the one next to it
I must have been painfully murdered because they were all over my head (frozen off) and there’s one my parents kept that you can only see if you know me extremely well… *blush*
My left thumb and the inside of my left ankle. Must’ve been a poisonous snake or spider.
Inner right thigh and left arm (and then a pale one which only shows up if I’m tanned. Don’t know if that’s classified as a birth mark)…
I have no idea what could’ve happened to me..
I have a lot of birthmarks but my biggest one is on my heel soooo… I’m Achilles, right?
tumblr power ranking
- everything else but this should be like # 10
It was a fat joke wasn’t it? I’m fat but he’s predictable.
my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via hawkatte)
A flawless description of being in your twenties
james rodriguez, colombia nt
Say, why couldn’t Jiji speak at the end?